this is the only digitized photograph i could find of myself. i hope you don't mind that i'm looking to my right. i guess there was something over there that distracted me. i can't remember what it was right now, but i'm sure it was important. oops, i found another picture of myself. i like this one. i am playing trombone here. woop-woop.

cce.nextreme.com
chris.handeye.com
cce3.resnet.cornell.edu (no longer!)

• developer's credentials i created a sheet of my skills, experience, and qualifications as a software developer for cosource.com.
• erway.org i bought my surname's domain so that i could put family info, pictures, and my dad's geneaology information on it, but i haven't gotten around to putting it all together yet.
• my resume since i am not looking for a summer internship this summer (i will be in sunny ithaca taking chinese classes instead), this is sort of not useful. but i put work into makin' the darn thing, so here it is.
• taxicab samurais my old ska-punk band from home. we played good music, if you like that sorta stuff. we made a CD on ska source records a couple years ago and were lucky to get national distribution (virgin megastores, tower records in major cities, cdnow, amazon.com, barnes and nobles, etc). the cd was pretty "raw" as far as polish goes, but there was a lot of heart and goodness in that band. plus good skapunk songs, with a very obvious slapstick influence.
• cornell university as one might guess, i'm a student here (i've been accepted as a major in both computer science and music, class of 2002).
• vmware for linux screenshots "WOAH! this program was released 3 hours ago, i got it probably two hours ago, and already i'm amazed. five people have been in and out of my room just to see this thing and they all left scared for their lives." -- me, March 15, 1999.

  the screenshots basically detail my experience with installing windows 95 under vmware, all while running linux and X windows.

• vmware over summer '99 i interned at vmware, inc., in palo alto, ca. it was a great experience, and i learned a whole lot. thanks to all those who visited my website looking for screenshots and vmware binaries on march 15, 1999 -- it pretty much got me the job, i guess. plus to lee gomes, the reporter at the wall street journal who put me in the WSJ talking about vmware. in any case, i think i surprised them when i got there because i wasn't just an html monkey: i made real code and actually checked in a few changes that are (hopefully still) in the release product. it was a lot of fun.
• methodfive i interned here for a summer during high school. they do real good design.
• volumeone while i was interning at methodfive, the art director guy (and my "boss" mostly) showed me his nice neato-torpedo web-art site. he still makes it and it's real purty.
• e-zines in case you were wondering "hey, that guy looks like an old telecom legend..." (or not at all -- since i'm not one anyhow), i'm phorce. i used to be an e-zine scenester, back in the day of hoe, rad, dto, y0lk, jonas, chemical chocolate, cdc, rice, et al. in high school, i used to hang out in #zines and and write/co-head y0lk e-zine with creed. i also was a writer and editor for radioactive aardvark dung e-zine. i contributed to dto and hoe too. but then again, those were the days when i was had a lot more time and was a lot wackier -- and angstier. god, was i angsty.
• linux i run this open-source operating system and develop on it mostly. i learned how to write kernel modules and device drivers and stuff like that over the summer at vmware, so now i'm the "pimp daddy." or not.
• mail me oops, i almost forgot! my email address is cce3@cornell.edu. it's also erway@cornell.edu, thanks to the lack of other erways at cornell -- although erway geneaology says that the first (known) erway in america, joseph conrad erway, moved from pennsylvania dutch country to ithaca, establishing a farm in the area that is now known as "triphammer mall." he arrived in ithaca during the late eighteenth century and is buried in the cemetery of an old german reformed church somewhere outside of ithaca, the name of which escapes me.
• icq num: 372831 i'm going to regret this, but here goes ...
  

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